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Sunday, February 28, 2010
AuditionSEA IGN: SilverDragonn

Attention to all MCINS ginnas!

All go play AuditionSEA and fuck this SilverDragonn upside down.

SilverDragonn? big ar? ccb. limpei GoldDragonn. knn. Silver only then at there kpkb so much. And stalked me. cb dog. i go where you go where. I hack my problem not your problem, you where not happy? ccb. You think you GM ar?
nnb not GM want act like GM. -'- don't cock la hor.


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posted by Han Sheng @ 10:00 AM  slacking at 10:00 AM.
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Saturday, February 27, 2010
Zhong Eh miss Jolie



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posted by Han Sheng @ 2:00 AM  slacking at 2:00 AM.
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Reasons.

Ok. Today Zhong Eh is going to tell you all why all this blog by that blogger is inactive.
13 Siao's blog
iPat's Blog
Lao Eh's blog
I am the Mat & You are the Minah's blog

For 13 Siao's blog, there are 3 possible hypothesis. 

First one is that maybe they make fun of 14 Siao, and then Jovan use his "MINI ERECTION SKILL" to make 13 Siao laugh, and then defense reduces, after that Jovan use Muay Thai and whack them until they die.

Second hypothesis, maybe the cutest of Elephant make them forget to blog. Elephant aka Edlyn saved our life.

Third, maybe they got caught bu police because of small kkj. I'm wondering why their kkj is 1.9 inch long. Maybe because they take drugs and their kkj shrink and then police catch them.

For iPat's Blog, there is only 1 possible reason.
iPat got caught by police because of robbing OCBC. ROB OCBC BANK

For Lao Eh's blog, also 1 possible reasons.
Too lao(old) until passed away already.


For I am the Mat & You are the Minah's blog,there are 2 possible hypothesis.
Firstly, is that their blog post are like "malay malay style", so all the chinese go whack them until they die.

Secondly, you see, their latest post is the day after CNY, see what they post. Zhong Eh read here read there also don't know what the fuck they talking, maybe they also don't know what they talking, so they no blog anymore.


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Thursday, February 25, 2010
Zhong Eh STOMP-ed people!



   

STOMPer Zhong Eh was shocked by the behaviour of these group of teens who posted a video of themselves creating a mini ‘bomb’ from a packet of McDonald’s fries online.

In an email sent to STOMP today (Feb 25), the STOMPer wrote:

“What these kids are doing are pretty dangerous.”

The video depicts the youths stacking up combustible materials on the cardboard carton of the McDonald’s fries packet and lighting it up.

The carton ignites and a few seconds later, it bursts into flames, to the exclamations of the youths there.


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posted by Han Sheng @ 10:20 AM  slacking at 10:20 AM.
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This blog like no more supporters ... :/ .

Since Zhongeh want eat my spider , I also make a trip down geylang underground gambling den at lor 999 too meet God of Kkj .
He agree tonight make all my spiders into Monster Tarantula .
But then I since the agreement of ' Kukujiao Warrior Plan ' .
I list all downstairs bah .


.KKJ WARRIOR PLAN AGREEMENT.

-Your kkj will shrink 2inch .
-Cannot have sex for 1 month .
-Must be pure.


From : God Of Kkj .

I hereby agree too the terms stated above .

RYF .

): , Wei le ni men , Wo xi shen .

And hor , Last few days I caught one very caring butterfly ): .
But then , I somehow didn't tighten the bottle tightly and accidently let her away . ):
I now iz very very sad when she send me the sms ): .

-Ryan (:



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Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Grasshopper turn into a bird.

Do you still remember the Spider and the Grasshopper post?

Now Zhong Eh is going to officially announce that Grasshopper will turn into a Bird with Sun Wu Kong help.

Why Sun Wu Kong turn Grasshopper into a bird?
Basically, Spider eats insects, right?  Therefore Spider will eat Grasshopper, am I right? So Grasshopper will be afraid of Spider, correct? So yah, I went to heaven and ask Sun Wu Kong to help turn all Grasshoppers into Birds, so that Grasshopper won't be scared of Spider.

So from effect from now 24 Feb 2010, 3:00pm, all Grasshoppers had been turned into a Bird.
Woohoo, no more scared of Spiders anymore, Spider is not fierce, Birds can destroy Spider's web.

BUT BIRDS, YOU STILL HAVE TO BEWARE OF THOSE POISONOUS SPIDERS!!!!!!


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Pajiao auntie take wrong bus.

nnb. Today go meet spider with Sam. Then later the bus at the Lentor Flyover going to SLE, then got one siao zhabor. knn. press the bell and talk to Sam, take wrong bus, see wrong, want to take 169 take until 969. LOL;

damn fucking pajiao lor. 169 and 969 damn big difference leh. 969-169= 800. knn 800 difference sia. damn pajiao. math fail lah.

She at the whole SLE and TPE keep kpkb say aiyo and make funny noises. CB. Sam nearly take his slippers throw at her fucking pussy-face and mouth lor. Whole expressway keep making noises non-stop. damn irritating.

She take wrong bus her daiji la. keep kpkb make until the whole bus fucking noisy. Luckily Sam didn't call his PHT friend, if got i think her cb face sure disfigured. At the punggol there she spam bell, she fucking lucky that the bell no sound, if got sound, nnbccb, i call all MCINS ginnas whack her.

Then got one malay guy sitting alone emo-ing, she also go disiao him, talk to him, say take wrong bus, knn, pajiao auntie.
(Y) the malay guy dao her.

Then later near Tampenis, she go infront talk cock to the bus driver, Sam and I sibei dulan her lor. nnb cockeye still damn kpkb.

Luckily she old, if not we already whack her. 

--- kk. enuff of the Pajiao Auntie liao. ---

After that, lol, got 1 boy in the bus sleeping like a pig, reached interchange liao still sleep like a pig. zzz. Sam go call the bus driver wake him up.

Later we take train to Simei.


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